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Thanks to the advanced printing tech, your designs come to life with incredibly vivid colors – the perfect gift for coffee, tea, and chocolate lovers.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: These mugs are made with durable white ceramic so that your prints can stand out.\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)\u003cbr\u003e.: All mugs feature a comfortable C-handle and a shiny finish so that they're both easy to use and great to look at.\u003cbr\u003e.: Drink confidently on a daily basis as all mugs are lead and BPA-free.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":51255417110846,"sku":"23116560398971764155","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":51308030034238,"sku":"12064662588754842694","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/2066\/5918\/files\/16168211665863070454_2048.jpg?v=1753858120"},{"product_id":"color-morphing-mug-11oz-1","title":"Funny Mug, NSFW Hidden Message, Don't Let Your Meat Loaf","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 19px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eDON’T LET YOUR MEAT LOAF MUG\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 19px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eBecause breakfast should always come with a side of poor decisions. 🍞🔥\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #000000; min-height: 13.8px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 19px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eAt first glance, it’s just a mug. But look closer… and boom—there she is: a naked silhouette lounging across a piece of toast. Classy? No. Hilarious? 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font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e✅ BPA \u0026amp; Lead-Free – unlike your group chat\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 19px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e✅ C-Handle – grip it like your dignity depends on it\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #000000; min-height: 13.8px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 19px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eMUG CARE (DON’T LET THIS MASTERPIECE LOAF):\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 19px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e✔ Microwave? Yes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 19px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e✔ Dishwasher? Technically. 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Not so much.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1251\" data-end=\"1291\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1251\" data-end=\"1268\"\u003eYour Friends,\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1268\" data-end=\"1271\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1271\" data-end=\"1291\"\u003eThe Bean Grind💜\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":51572528546110,"sku":"28502151129267216464","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/2066\/5918\/files\/360111220247576320_2048.jpg?v=1768479148"},{"product_id":"custom-sober-date-15-oz-white-mug-chains-break-i-dont-black-edition","title":"Sobriety Mug, I Broke Free, Black Edition + Custom Sober Date","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 19px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e\"\u003cstrong\u003eChains Break, I Don’t” – 15oz Recovery Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 19px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eYou didn’t fall apart—you rose up. This mug is for every soul who’s broken cycles, burned bridges to their past, and poured healing into their cup. Whether it’s day one or one thousand, this 15oz powerhouse is here to remind you who the hell you are with every sip.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #000000; min-height: 13.8px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 19px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eFeatures\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 19px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e💜 15oz of bold capacity because small cups are for small vibes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 19px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e💜 “Chains Break. I Don’t.” printed front and center for daily empowerment\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 19px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e💜 100% white ceramic with a glossy finish that shines like your glow-up\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 19px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e💜 Microwave-safe for reheats (because recovery doesn’t follow a schedule)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 19px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e💜 Dishwasher-safe, because ain’t nobody got time for scrubbing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 19px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e💜 Comfortable C-handle so you don’t spill your truth (or your coffee)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #000000; min-height: 13.8px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 19px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 19px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eToss it in the dishwasher or rinse it old school. Either way, this mug’s built to last—just like you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #000000; min-height: 13.8px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 19px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003ePairs Well With:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 19px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eThe matching “I Broke Free” shirt, a locked journal, and that peace you fought so hard for.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #000000; min-height: 13.8px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 19px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eYour Friends,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 19px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eThe Bean Grind – Where Art \u0026amp; Coffee Create Unity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":51572557152574,"sku":"70887087403717776099","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/2066\/5918\/files\/7968820970420552642_2048.jpg?v=1757678278"},{"product_id":"mug-soberaf-big-energy-black-15oz","title":"SoberAF Mug, Custom Sober Date","description":"\u003ch3 class=\"\" data-end=\"238\" data-start=\"162\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"238\" data-start=\"166\"\u003eSoberAF Big Energy Mug – 15oz Custom Black Ceramic for Bold Recovery\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"649\" data-start=\"240\"\u003eSome mornings demand more than coffee — they demand a declaration. 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Because surviving deserves celebration, and caffeine should come with a little attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"237\" data-end=\"638\" class=\"\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"640\" data-end=\"995\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"640\" data-end=\"661\"\u003eFeatures\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"661\" data-end=\"664\"\u003e💛 15oz glossy white ceramic mug with bold SoberAF design\u003cbr data-start=\"721\" data-end=\"724\"\u003e💛 Optional sober date personalization — because your clean time deserves to shine\u003cbr data-start=\"806\" data-end=\"809\"\u003e💛 Dishwasher and microwave safe for your no-nonsense routine\u003cbr data-start=\"870\" data-end=\"873\"\u003e💛 Built for heavy pours and even heavier life moments\u003cbr data-start=\"927\" data-end=\"930\"\u003e💛 Printed and shipped in the USA with love, grit, and caffeine\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"640\" data-end=\"995\" class=\"\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"997\" data-end=\"1235\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"997\" data-end=\"1020\"\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1020\" data-end=\"1023\"\u003e💛 Perfect for survivors, strivers, and one-day-at-a-timers\u003cbr data-start=\"1082\" data-end=\"1085\"\u003e💛 Makes your morning grind way more badass\u003cbr data-start=\"1128\" data-end=\"1131\"\u003e💛 Tough enough to handle your “nah, I’m good” energy\u003cbr data-start=\"1184\" data-end=\"1187\"\u003e💛 The best kind of relapse is a coffee refill\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"997\" data-end=\"1235\" class=\"\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1237\" data-end=\"1381\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1237\" data-end=\"1259\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1259\" data-end=\"1262\"\u003e💛 Microwave safe for nuking your third cup\u003cbr data-start=\"1305\" data-end=\"1308\"\u003e💛 Dishwasher safe, but handwashing keeps it fresh like your boundaries\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1237\" data-end=\"1381\" class=\"\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1383\" data-end=\"1447\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1383\" data-end=\"1400\"\u003eYour Friends,\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1400\" data-end=\"1403\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1403\" data-end=\"1421\"\u003eThe Bean Grind\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1421\" data-end=\"1424\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1424\" data-end=\"1438\"\u003eAnother 24\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1438\" data-end=\"1441\"\u003e💛💛💛\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1383\" data-end=\"1447\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.thebeangrind.shop\/products\/sobriety-chatgpt-assistant-beanjamin\" title=\"BeanJamin OpenAI Sober ChatGPT\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ePS- Click to meet BeanJamin\u003c\/a\u003e....\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1383\" data-end=\"1447\" class=\"\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1383\" data-end=\"1447\" class=\"\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1383\" data-end=\"1447\" class=\"\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Bean Grind","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":51628060246334,"sku":"27452103955192868779","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/2066\/5918\/files\/16067388267043675841_2048.jpg?v=1757445382"},{"product_id":"sober-motivation-15oz-mug-still-sober-still-petty-still-hot-af","title":"Custom Sobriety Mug, Still Sober, Still Petty, Still Hot AF","description":"\u003ch3 data-end=\"241\" data-start=\"194\"\u003eStill Sober. 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