{"product_id":"funny-black-mug-relationships-whatever-next","title":"Funny Black Ceramic Mug, Relationships Whatever \"Next\"","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"135\" data-end=\"233\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"135\" data-end=\"176\"\u003eWhatever…Next Mug – 15oz Glossy Black\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"176\" data-end=\"179\"\u003eYour Official Breakup Recovery Mug (With Zero Shame)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"235\" data-end=\"518\"\u003eFor when your love life’s on fire but your coffee still deserves respect. This 15oz glossy black ceramic mug is made for those “crying on the couch but still look cute” kinda mornings. Whether you’re blocking your ex or texting your next, sip in style and let the mug do the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"520\" data-end=\"831\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"520\" data-end=\"532\"\u003eFeatures\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"532\" data-end=\"535\"\u003e💜 15oz size for full-volume emotional damage\u003cbr data-start=\"580\" data-end=\"583\"\u003e💜 Glossy black ceramic with double-sided design\u003cbr data-start=\"631\" data-end=\"634\"\u003e💜 BPA and lead-free (unlike your last 3 dates)\u003cbr data-start=\"681\" data-end=\"684\"\u003e💜 Microwave + dishwasher safe for easy cleanups and caffeine comebacks\u003cbr data-start=\"755\" data-end=\"758\"\u003e💜 Built-in QR code so your besties can get their own without oversharing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"833\" data-end=\"979\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"833\" data-end=\"848\"\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"848\" data-end=\"851\"\u003e💜 Petty recovery rituals and side-eye sips\u003cbr data-start=\"894\" data-end=\"897\"\u003e💜 One-sided “closure” convos\u003cbr data-start=\"926\" data-end=\"929\"\u003e💜 Reminding yourself you're always the plot twist\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"981\" data-end=\"1166\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"981\" data-end=\"1002\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1002\" data-end=\"1005\"\u003e💜 Dishwasher safe so you can spiral hands-free\u003cbr data-start=\"1052\" data-end=\"1055\"\u003e💜 Microwave safe for warming up cold brews or colder hearts\u003cbr data-start=\"1115\" data-end=\"1118\"\u003e💜 Use daily until fully healed (or bored again)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1168\" data-end=\"1204\"\u003eYour Friends,\u003cbr data-start=\"1181\" data-end=\"1184\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1184\" data-end=\"1204\"\u003eThe Bean Grind💜\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":51499746984254,"sku":"21737544235052823475","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/2066\/5918\/files\/18345984716587078479_2048.jpg?v=1753868783","url":"https:\/\/thebeangrind.shop\/products\/funny-black-mug-relationships-whatever-next","provider":"The Bean Grind","version":"1.0","type":"link"}