🥓🍞 “I’M NOT OLD… I’M JUST CRUNCHY.” ☕️

(Because age is just a number—but crunch? That’s a lifestyle.)

🔥 Warning: This mug may cause excessive laughter, random bacon cravings, and unsolicited stories from boomers about how “back in my day, bacon was thicker.” 

What do a slice of toast and a strip of bacon have in common? They’ve seen some things. They’ve been through the heat. And now? They’re crispy, crunchy, and completely unbothered. If you’ve ever felt personally attacked by gravity, morning alarms, or the phrase “TikTok trend,” this mug gets you.

MADE IN THE USA. SHIPPED IN THE USA. 

(Because like a good piece of toast, we like our mugs local and reliable.)

🥓 WHY THIS MUG HITS DIFFERENT (LIKE BACON IN A VEGAN CAFE):

✅ Crispy Duo Design – Toast & Bacon: the ultimate snack squad.

✅ Vibrant Colors – As bold as your refusal to “act your age.”

✅ Premium White Ceramic – Built to survive your morning grumbles.

✅ Lead & BPA-Free – Safe for humans, questionable for toast.

✅ Two Sizes Available: 11oz for the “just need a sip” days, 15oz for the “don’t talk to me yet” mornings.

☠️ MUG CARE – BECAUSE TOAST DESERVES LOVE:

• Microwave Safe: Yep, go ahead—just don’t microwave the actual toast.

• Dishwasher Safe: Obviously. Scrubbing? We don’t know her.

• Daily Use Approved: Because every crunchy soul deserves daily caffeine.

🎯 WHO NEEDS THIS MUG?

• Toast enthusiasts & bacon lovers (you know who you are).

• People who crack more joints than jokes.

• Anyone who believes “crunchy” is a state of mind, not an age bracket.

💥 GET YOURS NOW! 💥

Because crispy vibes > soggy energy.

Your Friends,

☕️ The Bean Grind, LLC ☕️

🔥 Sip Smart. Stay Sharp. Stay Crunchy.