🐓 "WHAT DID THE ROOSTER SAY TO THE BOILING WATER?" MUG – BECAUSE BAD JOKES NEED LOVE TOO 🐓 (Yeah, it’s fowl humor, but you’ll still laugh.)

🚨 PSA: If you think mugs are just for drinking, prepare to have your mind scrambled. This mug serves up caffeine with a side of poultry-based comedy—perfect for anyone who loves their humor like their coffee: bold, weird, and slightly inappropriate.

💀 The punchline? "I don’t know if I can get hard... I just got laid by a chick." Yep, we went there.

☕ WHY YOU NEED THIS MUG IMMEDIATELY: ✅ Durable Ceramic: Tougher than that awkward morning-after convo.

✅ Microwave-Safe: Reheat your coffee while questioning life choices.

✅ Dishwasher-Safe: Because scrubbing mugs is for people with boring lives.

✅ Two Sizes: 11oz for lightweights, 15oz for caffeine addicts.

✅ USA-Made: Just like your grandma’s judgment—but funnier.

🎯 IF YOU RELATE, THIS MUG IS FOR YOU:

• You laugh at bad jokes and worse puns.

• You drink coffee like it's a personality trait.

• You enjoy confusing guests with poultry-themed innuendos.

🔥 MUG CARE – BECAUSE YOU’VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO: Microwave? Hell yeah. Dishwasher? You bet your cluckin’ tail feathers. Daily Use? Obviously—it’s your new emotional support mug.

🎁 Perfect For: The funny friend, the inappropriate uncle, and anyone who believes coffee is just hot bean juice until it’s served with a joke.

⚡ ADD TO CART & LET THE CLUCKERY BEGIN! ⚡ (And don’t forget to tag us on TikTok—because your mug deserves 15 seconds of fame.)

Your Friends,

☕️ The Bean Grind, LLC ☕️ 🔥 "Caffeine. Chaos. Cluckery." 🔥