They Call Me Dora… – #CanNotHumanToday Mug 💀

Let’s face it—some days you’re discovering your full potential, and other days? You’re three wrong turns into the woods, screaming at trees, begging for Wi-Fi, and wondering if this is just who you are now.

This mug is for the emotionally unavailable adventurers, the chronic overthinkers, and anyone who accidentally ghosted society while trying to “find themselves.”

Featuring a tired, unhinged blonde Dora lookalike and the too-real quote:

“They call me Dora… sometimes I go get lost in the woods and never find my way out.”
#CanNotHumanToday

Why This Mug Gets You:
Because sometimes you try to “human” and accidentally launch into a full existential side quest.

Because your soul is outdoorsy—just not in a “functional adult” kind of way.

Because you’re one missed text away from vanishing into the wilderness forever.

Also, it’s actually useful:

✔ Microwave & dishwasher safe – Because you barely function, let alone hand wash

✔ Available in 11oz & 15oz – Depending on how deep today’s spiral goes

✔ BPA & Lead-Free Ceramic – Unlike your last three emotionally stunted situationships

✔ C-handle & glossy finish – Easy to hold while dissociating with style

Perfect For:

✔ Your inner burnout

✔ That friend who “just needed space” and accidentally joined a forest cult

✔ Anyone who hikes more than they respond to texts

Ready to wander, spiral, and sip in style?

Add this chaotic classic to your cart and drink like the emotionally unavailable icon you are.

Your Friends,

– The Bean Grind™- Where Mugs & Chaos Collide