WHATEVER…NEXT MUG

Because your love life may be trash, but your coffee doesn’t have to be. ☕️

Breakups suck—but this mug gets it. Whether you’re crying, thriving, or already swiping on your next mistake, this is your official rebound accessory.

Perfect for sipping while blocking, deleting, or stalking their downgrade. Bonus: there’s a QR code on the back, so your messy friends can order one too—no awkward convos required.

Made & Shipped in the USA – because recovery (and shipping) should be quick, dramatic, and a little petty.

WHY THIS MUG IS BETTER THAN YOUR EX:

✅ Durable Ceramic – won’t ghost you

✅ Two Sizes – 11oz for “whatever,” 15oz for full-on emotional damage

✅ BPA & Lead-Free – because toxic mugs? No thanks

✅ Glossy Finish – like your post-breakup glow-up

✅ Microwave & Dishwasher Safe – obviously

✅ Built-in QR Code – your jealous friends will want one too

MUG CARE (aka how not to screw it up):

✔️ Microwave? Yep

✔️ Dishwasher? Yes, queen

✔️ Daily Use? Absolutely. This mug is a whole mood.

WARNING: May cause cackling, impulse purchases, and the realization that you were always the upgrade.

Sip. Swipe. Move On. Repeat.

– Your petty besties at The Bean Grind™