I KNEW I WAS AN ALCOHOLIC WHEN I WOKE UP TO MY LIVER FLIPPING ME OFF Mug âđ»đ For the brutally honest caffeine junkie navigating regret, recovery, and the occasional blackout memory with sass and self-awareness. This mug says what your liverâs been screaming all alongâand it does it in glossy, roast-you-back fashion.
đ Bold quote reads: âI KNEW I WAS AN ALCOHOLIC WHEN I WOKE UP TO MY LIVER FLIPPING ME OFFââbecause sometimes healing starts with hysterical honesty đ 15oz size perfect for regret management, redemption brews, or just staying upright on a Monday đ Premium black ceramic with a glossy finish that hits harder than your last hangover đ C-shaped handle for stability during crisis texting, caffeine sipping, or emotionally chaotic brunches đ Lead & BPA-freeâbecause your mug shouldnât be as toxic as your past choices đ Printed and shipped in the USA, because your redemption arc deserves local, dependable sass
Care Instructions đ§Œ Microwave and dishwasher safe. Use daily to fuel your recovery, call out your old habits, and sip your way into a better, slightly less chaotic version of you.
Pairs Well With: One of our customizable organic soy candlesâcrafted to match your vibe, your healing journey, or your need to light something on fire without consequences.
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