Not a Morning Person Mug ☕😴💀
For the caffeine-dependent soul who thinks mornings should be banned and conversations before noon are a federal offense. This mug is your built-in warning label—sip first, speak never.

💜 Available in 11oz for light grumps and 15oz for full-blown “do not disturb” mode
💜 Relatable, TikTok-worthy design that screams “NOPE” in glossy ceramic form
💜 Microwave and dishwasher safe—because you don’t have the bandwidth for handwashing at 7 AM
💜 Premium ceramic that survives sighs, side-eyes, and sarcastic muttering
💜 C-shaped handle for max grip when you're operating on fumes
💜 Printed and shipped in the USA, because dealing with international shipping before coffee is a crime

Care Instructions 🧼
Microwave and dishwasher safe. Use daily for legal protection against morning interactions and unsolicited cheeriness.

Pairs Well With:
One of our customizable organic soy candles—designed to match your pre-caffeine mood, aesthetic, and utter disdain for sunrise energy.

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The Bean Grind – Where Art & Coffee Create Unity.