Because human connection is dead, but your coffee game is alive and thriving. This glossy black mug drops truth in hot pink and pairs perfectly with awkward silences, late-night scrolling, and passive-aggressive WFH energy. It’s sarcasm, nostalgia, and caffeine—all in one perfectly petty package.
💜 Glossy black ceramic with hot pink sass that slaps harder than your last situationship 💜 15oz of pure fuel for your social anxiety and screen-time addiction 💜 Microwave-safe for mid-scroll reheats and emotionally unavailable mornings 💜 Dishwasher-safe for effortless cleanup (because you’re not about that scrub life) 💜 Lead & BPA-free—unlike your inbox 💜 C-shaped handle for max grip during existential thoughts or eye rolls
Care Instructions 🧼
Dishwasher safe for convenience. Microwave safe for the third reheat after ghosting your group chat again.
Pairs Well With:
Our TikTok-Approved Candle Set 🕯️📱, Creator Fuel Gift Box ☕🔥, and the “Hot Girl Baddie” Color-Changing Mug for your other personality.
