The Bean Grind Abstract Soy Candle – Smells Like Adulting (But in a Good Way) 🔥

Meet the candle that understands you—it’s as lost as you are, but at least it smells amazing. The Bean Grind Abstract Soy Candle isn’t just a vibe; it’s a whole mood. With a 9oz glass jar wrapped in blue, black, pink, and white abstract circles, it’s basically the adulting version of “I have my life together” (but also, maybe not).

✨ WHY YOU NEED THIS CANDLE:

🔥 100% Natural Soy Wax – Because your air quality shouldn’t suffer just because your life choices are questionable.

💨 Cotton Wick for a Clean Burn – Unlike that last situationship, this burn won’t leave a mess behind.

⏳ 50-60 Hours of Burn Time – Long enough to survive an existential crisis—or a reality TV binge.

👃 Seven Scents to Fit Your Mood – From “Zen Mode” to “Main Character Energy”, pick your vibe.

🎨 Abstract Aesthetic – Pairs perfectly with your half-read self-help books and that “Live, Laugh, Love” sign you swear was a gift.

Made in the USA – Crafted with love, caffeine, and just a little procrastination.

🧠 WHO NEEDS THIS CANDLE?

💀 Anyone who’s Googled “Can you die from too much coffee?”

🔥 Those who’ve had cereal for dinner… twice this week.

🛋 Anyone who calls their couch “The Productivity Zone.”

🎁 That friend who says “I’m fine” but hasn’t slept in days.

🚨 HOW TO USE LIKE A PRO:

1. Light It Up – Instantly adds +10 to your adulting skills.

2. Pretend You’re Meditating – Stare at the flame like it’ll solve your problems.

3. Breathe Deep – Enjoy the scent of “everything’s fine” (even when it’s not).

4. Post It on Social Media – Because if it’s not on Instagram, did it even happen?

Your Friends,

The Bean Grind