☕ "CHOPSTICKS ARE SERIOUSLY A FAT JOKE" – AND SO IS MY SELF-CONTROL ☕
(Two sticks to pick up food? Btch, please. Just give me the whole plate.)*
🔥 If you’ve ever fumbled with chopsticks while your stomach screamed “JUST USE A FORK,” this mug is your spirit animal. 🔥
This plump little garlic dude holding chopsticks is here to say what we’re all thinking: chopsticks were OBVIOUSLY invented by skinny people with too much patience. Who has time for this? If you’re hungry, you’re shoveling food like it’s an Olympic sport—NOT attempting a delicate balancing act with two overpriced twigs.
💀 Whether you're stuffing your face with sushi, ramen, or anything that requires chopsticks and too much coordination, this mug is your unapologetic reminder that food is meant to be eaten, not played with.
Designed with AI-powered creative genius and our own caffeine-fueled hunger pains, this isn’t just a mug—it’s a fat joke, a reality check, and a middle finger to all utensils that require too much effort.
🍜 WHY THIS MUG GETS YOU 🍜
✅ Plump Garlic Holding Chopsticks = Maximum Mood – Because we all know the struggle is real.
✅ Glossy Finish With Vibrant Colors = Unapologetic Fat Energy – Zero shame. Maximum satisfaction.
✅ Two Sizes for Every Appetite – 11oz for “light sipper,” 15oz for “I eat like I’m training for battle.”
✅ Microwave & Dishwasher Safe – Because hand-washing dishes? That’s diet behavior.
✅ Lead & BPA-Free – Unlike that fake “low-calorie” meal you just ordered.
✅ C-Shaped Handle for a Secure Grip – Because dropping coffee is as painful as dropping food mid-bite.
eaters, and anyone who has ever given up and used their hands.
⚡ Snag yours before you get distracted by your next meal.
Your Friends,
☕️ The Bean Grind, LLC ☕️
🔥 "Sip Loud. Eat Proud. Forks Over Chopsticks." 🔥
