☕ "NOT A MORNING PERSON" MUG – BECAUSE IF LOOKS COULD KILL, IT’D BE 7 AM ☕

(Caffeine first. Human interaction second. Maybe.)

🔥 If you wake up looking like a crime scene and sounding like a cave troll, congratulations—this mug was made for you. 🔥

Dripping in pure, unfiltered morning rage, this sleek black ceramic masterpiece features a mad-as-hell emoji that perfectly represents your soul before that first sip of coffee. Because let’s be honest—the sun, your alarm clock, and anyone who dares say “Good morning” before 10 AM can all respectfully f*ck off.

Whether you’re grumbling your way through the morning, staring dead-eyed at the world until the caffeine kicks in, or just using this mug as a warning to those who dare approach, this high-quality, durable AF mug will keep your coffee hot and your social battery low.

Designed with AI-powered sass and our own handcrafted blend of sleep deprivation and bad decisions, this isn’t just a mug—it’s a public service announcement that YOU ARE NOT TO BE SPOKEN TO UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

😡 WHY THIS MUG IS YOUR NEW MORNING DEFENSE SHIELD 😡

✅ Black Like Your Soul Before Coffee – A sleek, glossy finish that matches your pre-caffeine mood.

✅ Mad Emoji = Instant Warning Sign – No words needed. This mug says it all.

✅ High-Quality Ceramic That Can Handle Your Mood Swings – Built to last, even if your patience isn’t.

✅ Two Sizes for Maximum Tolerance Levels – 11oz for “I’m annoyed but manageable,” 15oz for “Speak and I will end you.”

✅ Microwave & Dishwasher Safe – Because you don’t have the patience for extra effort.

✅ Lead & BPA-Free – Unlike that toxic coworker who insists on morning small talk.

✅ C-Shaped Handle for a Death Grip – Hold on tight, because you’re one sip away from regaining your will to live.

☠️ MUG CARE – BECAUSE YOU DON’T HAVE TIME FOR BULLSH*T ☠️

• Microwave? Yes. Because lukewarm coffee is an actual crime.
• Dishwasher? Absolutely. Manual labor before noon? Could never.
• Daily Use? If this isn’t in your hands every morning, you’re simply not surviving correctly.

🎁 Perfect For: Night owls, coffee-fueled rage monsters, introverts with zero tolerance before 9 AM, and anyone who needs a mug that screams “Don’t.”

⚡ Snag yours before someone who actually enjoys mornings buys them all.

Your Friends,

☕️ The Bean Grind, LLC ☕️

🔥 "Sip Now. Talk Later. Or Never." 🔥