☕ “I GOT MARRIED, NOW I HAVE TO SETTLE FOR A PG-13 RELATIONSHIP” MUG – BECAUSE NOBODY READ THE FINE PRINT ☕

(For anyone who thought marriage was all romance but quickly learned it’s mostly arguing over thermostat settings.)

🔥 Welcome to the thrilling world of marriage, where the only R-rated thing left is your credit card bill! 🔥

At first, you were living in a rom-com, full of passion, excitement, and zero rules on when or where things could happen. Then you said, “I do,” and suddenly your love life had a content warning. This bright yellow masterpiece of truth-telling hilarity is here to remind you—and everyone else—that once you’re married, spontaneity is out, and scheduled hand-holding is in.

This mug isn’t just a caffeine carrier, it’s a warning label, a PSA, and a silent scream in glossy ceramic form. Whether you’re sipping your morning coffee while reflecting on your past freedoms or handing this to your spouse as a subtle message, it’s guaranteed to get laughs (or at least an eye roll).

Designed with AI-powered perfection and our own handcrafted genius, this mug is the ultimate must-have for anyone who thought “for better or worse” would include more action and fewer chores.

💍 WHY THIS MUG BELONGS IN YOUR MARRIED HANDS 💍

✅ Bright Yellow for Maximum Visibility – Hard to miss, just like the “honey-do” list your spouse left on the fridge.

✅ Glossy Finish & High-Quality Ceramic – Durable enough to survive passive-aggressive dishwashing.

✅ Two Sizes, Same Cold Reality – 11oz for casual sippers, 15oz for those sipping their way through their decisions.

✅ Microwave & Dishwasher Safe – Because your relationship might need work, but at least your mug is low maintenance.

✅ Lead & BPA-Free – Just like the excitement in your marriage (oops, did we say that out loud?).

✅ C-Shaped Handle for a Strong Grip – Because dropping coffee in a PG-13 relationship is the only hot mess you can afford.

☠️ MUG CARE – HANDLE IT LIKE YOU HANDLE YOUR RELATIONSHIP ☠️

• Microwave? Yes, because at least something in your life is still heating up.
• Dishwasher? Absolutely—just make sure to place it on the top rack, just like your unfulfilled expectations.
• Daily Use? Duh. This is your new therapy mug.

🎁 Perfect For: Married folks, engaged people with high hopes, newlyweds who have no idea what’s coming, and anyone who needs a hilarious reality check over coffee.

⚡ Snag yours now—before your spouse convinces you to be “more mature” about your humor.

Your Friends,

☕️ The Bean Grind, LLC ☕️

🔥 "Sip Loud. Love Hard. Lower Expectations." 🔥