☕️ “NEGATIVE ENERGY CAUSES BRAIN ROT. PROTECT YOUR PEACE.” ☕️
(Because bad vibes are contagious—and we don’t want you catching the stupid.)
🔥 Warning: This mug has been unofficially approved by the International Society of Brain Cells trying to survive in a world full of nonsense. Side effects may include: increased peace, decreased drama, and the sudden urge to block people mid-conversation. 🔥
Let’s set the scene: A brain. Full sprint. Screaming for help as it tries to outrun toxic energy like it’s in a horror movie. The villain? Negativity. Gossip. That one person who “just plays devil’s advocate” but actually just loves chaos. This mug is your new morning PSA: Protect your peace or risk the rot.
MADE IN THE USA. SHIPPED IN THE USA.
(Because why should your mug have jet lag?)
🧠 WHY THIS MUG IS BASICALLY SELF-CARE IN CERAMIC FORM:
✅ Brain on the Run Design – That little guy knows what’s up. If it’s running, you should be too.
✅ Eye-Catching AF – Bold colors, hilarious vibes, and guaranteed to make people think before they speak. (Well…some of them.)
✅ Premium White Ceramic – Sturdy enough to survive your existential crises.
✅ Microwave & Dishwasher Safe – Because adulting is hard enough.
✅ Lead & BPA-Free – The only toxicity allowed here is in your group chat.
✅ Two Sizes for Every Mood: 11oz for “casual sipper” days, 15oz for “don’t talk to me” mornings.
☠️ MUG CARE – FOR THOSE WHO ACTUALLY READ THIS SECTION:
• Microwave? Yep. Go wild.
• Dishwasher? Obviously. Ain’t nobody scrubbing brain rot reminders by hand.
• Daily Use? If you’re still dealing with humans on the regular…100%.
🎯 WHO NEEDS THIS MUG?
• People who say “no thanks” to drama.
• Overthinkers who need a laugh while spiraling.
• Anyone who’s ever muted a group chat to protect their last two brain cells.
Your Friends,
☕️ The Bean Grind, LLC ☕️
🔥 “Sip Smart. Stay Sharp. Avoid the Brain Rot.” 🔥
(P.S. This mug might not actually stop brain rot. But it will definitely help you spot the people causing it.)
