I KNEW I WAS AN ALCOHOLIC WHEN I WOKE UP TO MY LIVER FLIPPING ME OFF Mug ☕🍻💀
For the brutally honest caffeine junkie navigating regret, recovery, and the occasional blackout memory with sass and self-awareness. This mug says what your liver’s been screaming all along—and it does it in glossy, roast-you-back fashion.

💜 Bold quote reads: “I KNEW I WAS AN ALCOHOLIC WHEN I WOKE UP TO MY LIVER FLIPPING ME OFF”—because sometimes healing starts with hysterical honesty
💜 15oz size perfect for regret management, redemption brews, or just staying upright on a Monday
💜 Premium black ceramic with a glossy finish that hits harder than your last hangover
💜 C-shaped handle for stability during crisis texting, caffeine sipping, or emotionally chaotic brunches
💜 Lead & BPA-free—because your mug shouldn’t be as toxic as your past choices
💜 Printed and shipped in the USA, because your redemption arc deserves local, dependable sass

Care Instructions 🧼
Microwave and dishwasher safe. Use daily to fuel your recovery, call out your old habits, and sip your way into a better, slightly less chaotic version of you.

Pairs Well With:
One of our customizable organic soy candles—crafted to match your vibe, your healing journey, or your need to light something on fire without consequences.

Your Friends,
The Bean Grind – Where Art & Coffee Create Unity.