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ย The UNFโ CKWITHABLE-ISH Hooded Sherpa Blanket โ Skarlitt Blackout Edition (Signature Drop)
You ever get so healed, so sober, so done with everyoneโs bullshit that even your blanket starts matching your energy?
Yeah. This hooded sherpa blanket understood the assignment before you even zipped your life back together.
This is The Bean Grindโs first wearable-home piece featuring Skarlitt herself โ the signature muse, the walking boundary, the red-apple booty with more story than most memoirs โ stitched into a blackout field of UNFโ CKWITHABLE-ISH confidence.
The outside hits with bold typography and star-red attitude; the inside is creamy sherpa that holds you like the healed version of you who refuses to tolerate chaos ever again.
You know the story:
You broke.
You rebuilt.
You stopped letting low-effort people access high-value energy.
You outgrew every room you used to shrink in.
Now youโre wrapped in something that actually matches your journey โ not your trauma.
And this blanket?
Itโs not just warmth.
Itโs the declaration.
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Featuresย
๐ Plush blackout fleece wrapped in UNFโ CKWITHABLE-ISH graphics โ loud enough to say โdonโt try me todayโ
๐ Cream sherpa-lined hood โ for those sober mornings when softness becomes survival
๐ Starring Skarlitt โ The Bean Grindโs signature icon and the face (and booty) of healed boundaries
๐ One-size power: 70.5โ ร 52โ โ big enough to cover the cold, the couch, the drama, and your past
๐ Durable 100% polyester โ quick-drying, shape-holding, emotion-supporting
๐ Pre-constructed with a slight variance (+/- 3โ) โ because humans arenโt perfect either
๐ White base shows through on unprinted areas โ clean, crisp, intentional aesthetic
๐ Designed & printed by The Bean Grind โ comeback couture you can actually wear
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Perfect For
๐ Anyone whoโs sober, healing, and a little bit vengeful about it
๐ People who like their blankets warm and their boundaries fiery
๐ Survivors who turned โrock bottomโ into an origin story
๐ Couch marathons, overthinking sessions, recovery nights, and โdonโt talk to me yetโ mornings
๐ The healed-but-petty community (Skarlitt welcomes you home)
๐ New chapters, quiet victories, and the kind of self-worth you can wrap around your whole body
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Care Instructions
๐ Machine wash cold โ healing is cool, not fragile
๐ Tumble dry low โ let it fluff while you ignore texts from the ghosts of your past
๐ No bleach โข No ironing โข No returning to anyone who drained you
๐ Wear often. Repeat as needed. Boundaries stay on high.
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The Bean Grind ๐
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