🔥 LIMITED EDITION LEGENDARY CANDLE: THE GREAT TIKTOK BLACKOUT 🔥

Date: January 18, 2025 – The day TikTok lost its voice… and we lost our damn minds.

You survived THE GREAT TIKTOK BLACKOUT – 12 HOURS OF PURE, UNFILTERED HELL. No thirst traps. No dopamine hits. No scrolling through drama that doesn’t involve you. Just raw, unhinged reality staring you in the face… and somehow, you made it. Barely.

That kind of legendary trauma deserves a candle.

🕯️ This 9oz soy wax warrior is your battle trophy, honoring your resilience through history’s most devastating 12-hour detox. Each flicker is a reminder of the suffering, the shaky hands, and the soul-crushing boredom of having to interact with real life. Light it up, breathe in deeply, and relive the moment you almost had to read a book.

🔥 AROMA OPTIONS FOR YOUR POST-TRAUMA HEALING:

Because surviving THE BLACKOUT deserves a luxurious comeback, we packed this premium candle with immersive, top-tier scents (none of that cheap, chemical-smelling nonsense). Choose from nine exquisite fragrances to mask the lingering scent of existential crisis.

WHY YOU NEED THIS CANDLE IN YOUR LIFE:

✅ 100% soy wax blend – Just like your willpower during the blackout, all natural.
✅ 50-60 hours of burn time – Because you need longer-lasting pleasure than 12 hours of suffering.
✅ High-quality glass jar – Looks sexy on your nightstand, even when you’re spiraling.
✅ 100% cotton wick – Burns cleaner than your For You Page after a fresh algorithm reset.
✅ Assembled in the USA – Because at least something stayed stable during the outage.

ZODIAC SIGNS & HOW YOU HANDLED THE BLACKOUT:

♈ Aries – Went feral. Probably broke something. 0/10 emotional stability.
♉ Taurus – Slept through it. Woke up confused but well-rested.
♊ Gemini – Started 14 new hobbies. None survived past the 6-hour mark.
♋ Cancer – Cried. Ate an entire box of cereal raw. Called their ex.
♌ Leo – Made it everyone’s problem. Started a #JusticeForTikTok movement.
♍ Virgo – Organized their spice rack. The house has never been cleaner.
♎ Libra – Spent the entire 12 hours debating whether to start a new show. Didn’t.
♏ Scorpio – Gaslit themselves into thinking they didn’t care. (They did.)
♐ Sagittarius – Booked a one-way ticket to somewhere. Unreachable.
♑ Capricorn – Actually worked. Thrived. We don’t trust them.
♒ Aquarius – Used the time to write a conspiracy thread on Twitter.
♓ Pisces – Meditated, journaled, reconnected with nature. Immediately downloaded TikTok again at 12:01 AM.

🔥 **LIMITED EDITION – ONCE IT’S GONE, IT’S GONE. **🔥

No restocks. No second chances. This LEGENDARY candle will sell out faster than you can refresh your FYP. So, grab yours now, before you’re stuck reliving The Blackout without a proper tribute.

Your Friends,
The Bean Grind, LLC – Where art, coffee, and collective suffering create unity.